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Selasa, 24 Juni 2014

Kata Kata Lucu Paling Gokil

Kata Kata Lucu ini bisa menjadi penghibur saak kita sedang suntuk atau galau hehe. Kata-kata lucu bisa menghibur kita di saat perasaan sedang sedih, kata-kata lucu juga bisa membuat kita tertawa dan sejenak melaupakan beban masalah yang ada. Berikut contoh kata kata lucu :


Kata Kata Lucu
Pacaran itu seperti kredit kendaraan. semakin lama jangka waktunya, semakin besar jumlah uang yg harus dikeluarkan.
Bu, nasi pake ayam satu ya, tapi nasi sama ayamnya dipisah “kenapa mas?” takut ntar nasinya di makan ayam…
Brow temenin gue ke swalayan ya cari batre ABC “buat apa?” Hp gue batrenya boros banget…
Orang bijaksana tidak menikah, setelah menikah mereka menjadi bijak sana dan bijak sini.
Kecantikan memang relatif, tapi kejelekan itu mutlak.
Ingatlah, wajah tampan atau cantik itu tidak akan selamanya,, tapi wajah jelek itu bakal selamanya
Hukuman gantung aja udah diganti tembak, knp kmu masih gantung aku? Tembak dong!.
Gajah mati meninggal gading, harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggalkan utang
Berakit-rakit dahulu berenang-renang ke tepian…bersakit-sakit dahulu, meriang-meriang kemudian…
Jika ada orang yang menghina anda, jangan terburu-buru menyangkal pernyataan mereka. Sepertinya mereka benar.
Kalo cowok, makin kaya makin nakal. Kalo cewek, makin nakal makin kaya.
Semoga kata kata lucu diatas bisa menghilangkan rasa sedih atau galau anda saat ini, jika anda suka dengan artikel ini jangan lupa share ke facebook, twitter dan juga bagikan kepada teman-teman anda, sebelum meninggalkan artikel ini jangan lupa baca luhat juga gambar dp bbm yang telah saya sediakan.

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  1. Balance your spiritual energy and get in harmony with your soul by practicing these Radha-Krishna meditations.


    Sri Gita Govinda
    -A book written in the 12th century, this is a description of the intimate loving affairs of Radha and Krishna
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/keqr4lqp7wr1rru/Sri_Gita_Govinda.pdf

    Govinda Lilamrta
    -An 400 year old book which poetically describes the eternal daily pastimes of Radha and Krishna
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/uhcuigauc6uqiei/Govinda_Lilamrita.pdf

    Ananda Vrindavan Campu
    -This is probably the most poetic and intimate portrayal of Sri Krsna’s life in Vrndavana that has ever been written.
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/k9j3ldwbt17be3b/Ananda_Vmdavana_Campu.pdf

    Prayers of Service to Radha and Krishna (Sankalpa Kalpadruma)
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/lvkqsro3sbzm249/Visvanath_Cakravarti_Thakur_Sankalpa_Kalpadruma.pdf

    Prema Samputa The Treasure Chest of Love
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/mpbncdyt97nw0x7/Prema_Samputa_The_Treasure_Chest_of_Love.pdf


    And the following four are taken from Visvanath Cakravarti's Camatkara Candrika, a 300 year old scripture that talks about the love meeting of Radha and Krishna:

    The Meeting in the Box
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/c81a7cp43n5v6aj/The_Meeting_in_the_Box.pdf

    The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as a Female Doctor
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/hgomrnem7829pda/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_as_a_Female_Doctor.pdf

    The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as a Female Singer
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/gyuboduhn8dvdml/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_as_a_Female_Singer.pdf

    The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as Abhimanyu
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/911h9qoxn4ca027/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_As_Abhimanyu.pdf


    And lastly, we have a very amazing scripture which describes the 24 hour daily loving affairs of Radha and Krishna in Vrindavan, called Bhavanasara Sangraha. This book is now available on Amazon for Kindle, for only $3.49

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    Here is a 41 page sample of Bhavanasara Sangraha:
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/t4gsse2d4sw0f8p/Sample_of_Bhavanasara_Sangraha.pdf

    The above book can also be read on your PC using Amazon Kindle for PC, download here for free:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311

    Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with ISKCON in any way whatsoever. ISKCON, or "The Hare Krishna Movement" as it's popularily known, is a radical and extremist distortion of the original Radha and Krishna dharma from ancient India. The author of the above book Bhavanasara Sangraha is no longer affiliated with ISKCON either, having cut all ties to ISKCON a few years ago.

    BalasHapus
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